Macam hantu?

Ada someone penah cakap kt ai..

Kalo nak keluar ngan pompuan..

Keluar time siang...baru nampk rupa sebenar!

Parut jerawat..blackheads...muka berminyak..

Sbb pompuan ni malam-malam macam hantu (pasrah je ai dgr!)..

Jadik flawless..cun tu lebey banyak dari biasa!

So..beliau cakap..

" Kalo da penah kua time siang and girl tu cantek...kira quality control da lepas la..confirm2 malam cantek jugak.."



haihhhh...lelaki2 sekalian..betulkah?

Sempena pembukaan ...masuk percuma!

Hello

Memperkenalkan...taman tema air terbaru kami yang terletak di KL ..bare in mind..Kampung Laka..bukan Kole Lumpo..! sempena pembukaan utk kali ketiga nya..kami menawarkan tiket percuma bagi sesiapa sahaja..

kami juga menyediakan kemudahan chalet bertarap 4 bintang ye..
tapi...anda diminta meng-book lebih awal..
chalet nya terhad ye...

taman tema kami sangat fleksibel..
dari secetek2 kolam..yakni..dari buku lali labah2..
smpai la ke dada itik...

taman tema kami juga dikelilingi pohon2 nan menghijau..
sejuk mata memandang..
tapi ..panas di dalam hati..

• Tiada sebarang caj tersembunyi
• Tiada kod pakaian.. vogel pun buleh..
• Terdapat cenderahati menarek..(lintah dan pacat) utk dimiliki...
• Apa lagi..tempahlah sekarang!
• Sila hubungi Cik Amalina Comel (888-000-pastu tekan la pape pon)
  

Silver...

Tibe2 semalam ayie cakap..

"Along...tadi orang kencing kaler silver...minum air byk sgt kut"

SILVER????

Patutlah BM pemahaman dapat B!

adoiyai...

He had such quiet eyes...

HE HAD SUCH QUIET EYES
by Bibsy Soenharjo

He had such quiet eyes
She did not realise
They were two pools of lies
Layered with thinnest ice
To her, those quiet eyes
Were breathing desolate sighs
Imploring her to be nice
And to render him paradise

If only she'd been wise
And had listened to the advice
Never to compromise
With pleasure-seeking guys
She'd be free from "the hows and whys"

Now here's a bit of advice
Be sure that nice really means nice
Then you'll never be losing at dice
Though you may lose your heart once or twice

Baiklah...ini poem baru utk literature component kt sekolah...utk form 4 rasanya...marilah sama2 kita menghurai isi kandungan dan maksud tersirat poem ini...i might say this to my students...

"jangan jatuh cinta dengan lelaki kacak okay gadis2 sekalian?yg kacak hanya utk ticer.."

p/s: kena pkir cara nk ajar poem ini tanpa memasukkan unsur2 ke-lusyah-an..

Renunglah mataku..

Pastu korang dptla mata-macam-nk-terjojol-nk-tdo-pun susa mcm ai!hahaha...adoiyai..

beginilah perasaannya..

tapi..realitinya..

maseh begini..

sila doakan ai cepat baik!